Episode 4! Fantastic Four (2005)

Hello friends! We've done it, we're four whole episodes into this experiment!

In this episode, we start a motif where the episode number is in the movie title, so today's movie is Fantastic Four, the Jessica Alba version from 2005.

You have to specify because like Spiderman and The Hulk, Fantastic Four is continually rebooted to no avail. It's like a bad spot for a restaurant in a strip center that keeps getting replaced under new management only to fold again. Someone tell these assholes it's not a good spot for a restaurant. Similarly, someone tell Hollywood that Fantastic Four is just not a good franchise.