Episode 2! Failure To Launch (2006)

Wow we must be serious we made a second episode!

In this episode we explore the richly praised rom com from 2006: Failure To Launch starring Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker, and a grab bag of "yeah of course" people like Bradley Cooper and Zooey Deschanel and Terry Bradshaw. Also Kathy Bates.

Anyway, SJP plays a prostitute hired by Tripp's (McConaughey) parents to bang him out of the house. Spoiler alert everyone grows up a bit and learns the value of fa- just kidding it's a random sequence of disconnected scenes that approximate a "plot". Watch Tripp and his bros do hot yoga together! There's a paintball scene? He sells boats, so there's a sale scene and a monologue about sails vs motors in the most ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT fashion. EEEYUF U WAWNA GO FAYAST EEYUU GOWTA GIIT THE MOTURRRR ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT *everyone creams*